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  • Wilmington Suffers String of Earthquakes; Mayor Makes Ominous Announcement

    For the past three weeks, Wilmington has suffered twenty-four earthquakes, ranging from 0.6-3.4 on the Richter Scale. This epidemic was defined as “…highly unusual…” by Colton Lynner, an assistant professor in the University of Delaware’s Department of Earth Sciences. Many Wilmington citizens also reportedly heard high-pitched screeching when these earthquakes hit. In a press conference…

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  • Something Happened, We’re Sure of It

    Today has been a slow news day here at The National Delawar, but we’re sure this isn’t because there isn’t any news. There’s always news; there has to be. We think that whatever has happened just hasn’t reached our ears yet. Not that we haven’t been trying, mind you. We’ve been talking to all of…

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  • New “Encyclopedia Delawarica” Revealed To Just Be 13,000 Empty Pages

    In January of this year, Delaware historian Frederick Miller announced a new encyclopedia called the “Encylopedia Delawarica,” Promising to be 13 books filled with “…in-depth exploration of Delawarean history, geography, culture, and more!” Miller heavily advertised the encyclopedia on television, radio, social media, and via carrier pigeon. This advertising campaign worked as the encyclopedia gained…

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